Okay, yes Lindsey and whiskey.
[Also, see: Lindsey and tequila.]
But this isn't about that. It's...
DATING and ACNE!
"But Lindsey, you're in your early 30's? Why do you have acne?"
Why, what a brilliant question! [That no one can seem to answer.]
I blame: NYC, stress, men, my mom, weather, my clients, and all the people I don't like for it.
HOWEVER- I have finally found the first product that actually works on those horrific, volcanic, undergrounder pain pimples. Behold:
Mario Badescu Buffering Lotion
And no, I am not getting paid to write about this. I'm writing about it because it freaking works and let's face it, dating and face craters mix about as well as peanut butter and olives.
In other news, I have no other news. Not much to report to you today since Jimmy (ie. the guy I had to remind to get my number after spending 2.5 hours talking to me) has not yet remembered to call me. After I left, apparently his friend told my friend CH that I was going to "have to be aggressive with this one." Um...I already made him take my number. I cannot make him use it, however. So c'mon, Jimmy! Be a big boy. Go big or go home. Let's do this!
I will continue to remain optimistic, although we are nearing the 3 day point here. Luckily, thanks to my miracle buffering lotion, my facial leprosy should be gone soon in the case that he does call.
Ah, the waiting....