It's been an awesome weekend here, some highlights include:
crazy antics at the Flaming Lips performance
*note the lead singer crowd-surfing in a giant, inflatable bubble*
Some dirrrty dining at the Texas State Fair:
Behold, a massive corny dog, DEEP FRIED cookie dough, and Big Tex watching me gain 22 lbs in 22 mins.
On to the dating story!
It was in the story with the morale Don't go to Brooklyn. [Actually, parts of Brooklyn are quite lovely. Just not the ones with warehouse parties.]
I digress.
Abe the Jew is the rando I had a drunken mistaken-identity situation with and somehow ended up at his apt in Flatbush. He was a nice guy though (luckily) and even drove me back to the city. He asked for my number, and though I tried my best NOT to give it to him, it didn't work. And I felt bad since he had tolerated my drunken stupidity.
So, of course, he immediately texted me--on his drive home. And many, many more times thereafter.
txt #1: "I'm so glad I met you."
[no response from me]
txt #2: "I already miss those freckles."
[no response from me]
3 days later, phone call + voicemail
[no response from me]
2 days later, phone call
[no response from me]
I begin to think he's finally gotten the hint. Then, last saturday night (a week ago)...
txt #3: "Hey Troublemaker, what kind of trouble are you up
to tonight?"
to tonight?"
[no response from me]
Then, last thursday night...
txt #4: "Hey Lindsey, what are you up to tonight?
txt #5: "You want to see me?"
-->um, can we pause a moment to talk about how weird txt #5 was???
Then, Friday afternoon as I'm about to leave for Texas...
txt #6: "Lidsey, I like you a lot and tried to reach you but you never got back to me. If you don't get back to me I can't call you for a long, long time.
WHAT?
No, really, whaaaaat?
So, I start to feel bad for this poor, pathetically unaware boy and finally text him back a little white lie to let him down easy...
txt #1 (and only): "Sorry, I'm dating someone pretty seriously now, didn't know what 2 say. Was nice mtg you, take care."
txt #7: "Well Lindsey I would like to see you again so get in touch whenever oyu feel like it."
[no response from me]
Lesson: Whenever possible, DO NOT give out your number to someone you don't like, even out of guilt and/or pity. You aren't doing anyone a favor.
oh my gosh. you should write a book. i swear.
ReplyDeletethat is amazing.
thanks! So glad you enjoyed. I just may write a book someday! Until then, it's blog-land for moi. :)
ReplyDeletePoor, clueless boy! (Note: 'boy'... not man.)
ReplyDeleteOh... and deep fried cookie dough IS the best thing on Earth. I could eat my weight in it... or close, anyway.
that sh*t is worse than the scene from "swingers" in which the main dude leaves about 1000 messages that keep getting cut off- then the chick picks up & says to never call her again. that might be the part you're missing in this woeful tale. the "never call me again" part.
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